ohHIGHoh

v- the act oh being high in Ohio.

Joe was ohHIGHoh in Ohio

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Jerkin the Berkin

v- the act of masturbating

I was Jerkin the Berkin when my mom walked in.

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Pokemymom

the original intention at the Nintendo headquarters

I played six hours of Pokemymom on my Gameboy last night. My hands are so sore.

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Nicole Kidman

noun- a very scary woman

Nicole Kidman scares the shit outta me.

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Princess Peach

won't stay in one fucking palce

Mario done got pissed when that bitch Princess Peach wasn't there so he could lay pipe (get it? He's a plumber).

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throw her the lumber

to want to fuck her

the skank wanted me to throw her the lumber last night.

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nerf

cheap fleshlight

i stuck my wiener in that nerf football.

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