Unoly

1. The word you use when you thing something is not allowed/should not be possible in the card game uno.
2.The word you use when calling out an inconsistency in uno law.

You can't use an uno reverse card in response to my uno reverse card, that isn't unoly possible!
Uno provides the cards, I make the rules.

Itration

To repeat a task a certain number of times provided initial conditions
Incorrect pronunciation/spelling of the word "iterations", originated from the accent of a foreign professor

Prof: This loop will run for 15 itrations
Patel: Itrations? Did you mean iterations?
Prof: Do you want to pass this midterm?

*Patel explaining line of code to friends
Patel: So basically we want this to execute for 5 itrations
Khan: Are you stupid? You used the word iteration wrong so many times how often must we correct you?
Patel: That is how the prof says it! Its burned into my mind!
Khan: Ok so how many itrations did you say?

Rothschiled

When something in your life goes horribly wrong and there is no way it could be your fault and there's no reason for you to take accountability. So there must be an alternative explanation, which is that a hundred-year-old rich Jewish banking family who owns the world intentionally paid off organizations and individuals to see you suffer and fail because they are all collectively using their wealth to pray on your downfall.

Jimothy: Bro I just got rothschiled
Jackery: What do you mean

Jimothy: Bro, the rothschilds payed my barber to fuck up my hairline so that I wont get any more hoes

Jackery: Damn man, thats rough, i mean you had none to begin with but now your going negative

guy 1: i just failed my midterm after studying for weeks
guy 2: there is no way you failed, you must have gotten Rothschiled. They paid your professor to intentionally give you harder questions.

Chinesed

Regardless of how good you are at anything, there will always be a 5 year old Chinese kid who can do it better

George: I just beat me previous record and ran a mile in 6 minutes!
Lee cho Chen: My 3 year old cousin ran it in 2 minutes, and he also speaks 14 languages and is a world class pianist.
George: damn I been chinesed

Emma: My eleven year old daughter with ADHD just passed her first math test!
Some asian lady: Wow that's great! My 8 year old son is a PHD candidate at harvard and created another proof for the pythagorean theorem. But that is nothing compared to his cousin who created a world class AI and he is still breastfeeding.
Emma: smh cant go a day without getting chinesed