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He is all powerful.
You are not safe from his fat ass wrath.
To please him, make sure to bury lasagna under your shed/garage every month or so.
This keeps him from raining blood across our world, luckily, some dude is already doing it.
He will come if there is no lasagna, and he will NOT be happy.
Man 1: Oh shit...
Man 2: what?
Man 1: I forgot to sacrifice lasagna to garfield this month...
Man 2: YOU STUPID FUCKING MORON!! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!!
When the person you are talking to either Doesn't use their brain, Doesn't have a brain, or ignore you, they are defined as a "Wubbabunga".
You wubbabunga, how about you go buy a brain.
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The alongside is a disease spread through stupidity on the internet, no matter how it's said. If one person says something remotely idiotic, you have a chance to catch this disease. This disease will make you want to spread false or dumb Information. If you catch the amongoids please talk to a semi-inteligent human being.
Person 1: I screwed your mom last night LMAO
Person 2: damn it, I think you just gave me The amongoids.
The ONLY normal person in the discord who listens to me :(
Garfinator: Yo, isn't Yeebi such a good owner?
Someone, Idk: Nah
*that person is then crucified and lit ablaze*
Garfinator: CHANGE THY MIND