Narrow slit

Man on edge
Got no friends
Turns to a fridge

No trust to lend

He's such a narrow slit
He needs to open up and have some trust

damp gust

1. What happens just after you jerk off into a fan and just before cum splashes onto your roommate's face as he awakens to a beautiful day. 2. When, much like the leaves in "Colors of the Wind" from Pocahontas, John Smith's wolf-shaped cum carries on a gentle autumn breeze before navigating via heat-seeking sperm into Pocahontas' cumhole (be it her mouth, vagina, or anus, through which Brother Muskrat, seeking to escape Pocahontas' body, squeezed his body through until the anus began to close, keeping him from being able to get his tail out with its hair intact). 3. A shart.

"Some speculate that U2's 'Beautiful Day' is, in fact, about the time John Smith, traveling into the modern day via time warp, launched a damp gust into Bono's sharting anus."
-Rolling Stone Magazine

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The paw

A flex thrown out
Doesn't need claws
Don't hate and pout
I'm just raw

Here comes the white tiger
He always throws the paw

Struggle Chicks

1. A woman who does not meet society’s standards for their age group.

2. Typically a person (feminine) who cannot sustain/maintain their lifestyle. They require external support to survive.

Him (on phone): Why do you need $200?

Her (replies): I need to pay bills and my parents can’t loan me money.

Friend: I told you about dealing with these struggle chicks. 👀

Lewisill

When one trys to open as a dome
-leading to awkward relations in groups and increased likelyhood of relations to end after roughly a year in one to one relationships

*someone gives dialogue on surroundings*
*though in a way to hold no option of reply with with will of reply*

Lewisill

Sorry?

Lewisill

What You said gives no room for reply

rats' alley

Though commonly misconceived as the anal canal through which gerbils at times migrate, a la Richard Gere (that region is better termed "gerbils' boulevard of broken dreams"), rats' alley is a horse of another color. Rats' alley is, in point of fact, not only the anal canal, but also the oral, vaginal, optical, nasal, auditory, wound-ary, navel, penile, areolar, carpal, and phallangular canals through which rats at times not only migrate but defecate upon.

"Did you see all the rats in Julia Roberts' rats' alley last night? She looked like that girl from Indiana Jones!"
-Steven Spielberg

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