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A sexual act usually performed by a window salesman and his wife at the end of one of their cocaine fueled swingers orgies.
The wife takes the penis of a party member in her hand and begins to work the shaft while repeatedly squeezing his scrotum, her husband then puts his mouth onto the bellend and gives it a good suck. All while his sales team dance around them in a circle wearing only a selection of her tartan mini skirts.
"Did you stay late at Jason's party Saturday night John?"
"No Chris, I decided to call it a night when him and Kerry decided to give Rikki The Bryn Mawr Bagpipes"
A Sexual act which usually takes place at the end of a cocaine fuelled swingers party, usually thrown by a Window Salesman & his wife.
The Salesman's wife takes a party members penis and masturbates the shaft while squeezing the scrotum enthusiastically and her husband then places his mouth over the bellend and sucks until climax.
All this takes place while the other swingers dance around them wearing nothing but a selection of the wife's tartan mini skirts.
"Did you stay till the end of the party last night"
"No I left when they decided to bring out the Bryn Mawr Bagpipes.
The Moroccan Silkworm is the act of wrapping your wife/girlfriend in clingfilm and farting into her mouth or her nostrils and occasionally teabagging her eyes with your testicles.
Every Five minutes she has an opportunity to escape via a safe word the only catch is to get the safe word she must solve a countdown style conundrum in 60 seconds.
Failure to do so results in a further 5 minutes of fart torture until she can finally crack a conundrum.
"You up to much tonight mate"
"The Mrs drank my bottle of rum I was saving for my birthday so as payback I'm giving the bitch The Moroccan Silkworm"