Tila Tequila

1. The quintessential publicity whore who gained fame by exploiting the asian fetishes of douchebag bros who love midgets with fake tits.

2. A chigger poser who lied about being attacked by Shawn Merriman coincidentally at the same time her fame was fading and the 2009 NFL season opening was all over the news. She fabricated photos of bruises on her body that somehow got leaked to the internet....by her.

3. An old lady who is sadly still trying to appear to be "sexy" in an attempt to hold onto her pathetic fame.

"Dude did you see that pumpkin-faced midget that just went by? Her fake tits looked like grapefruits attached to a plywood board!"

"Yea, that was Tila Tequila."

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