Canada's History

Canada's History is often analogous with 'anal sex' due to Canada being the largest producer of natural uranium in the world. As we all know, uranium originated in Uranus, the planet, and was passed down to the Americas (considering North America speaks for the planet Earth) through space capsules that carry minerals like pigeons carry babies to expecting mothers. As we know, Uranus often reminds us of 'anal sex', and by extension, so does Canada, the asshole of the universe. Stephen Colbert approves this message on his February 4, 2010 episode.

Susie: You took it up my back alley yesterday, why would you want more?

Pepe: What can I say? I can't get enough of Canada's History.

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