Poonado

A term used to describe when an individual drops one of the nastiest sloppiest down right watery stomach pumping shits to ever grace a porcelain throne.

The poonado can be easily identified due to the appearance of dark skid marks smeared & strategically placed inside the porcelain bowl along with the foul toxic air swirling & suffocating the poor souls who find themself inhaling it.

Get the fuck outta my way cunts I’ve gotta urgently deposit a monstrous poonado

Dog roll

The term used to describe when one individual both stranger or friend accompanies a insanely big or naturally enhanced penis

Noticeable by the increased bulge and heavy snake marks in one’s trousers, is usually similar to a roll of dog meat found in the local deli’s due to its unfathomable girth.

Holy fuck look at the size of that cunts dog roll