trade vulture

A friend who swoops in and hooks up with the person you've been chatting up.

I can't believe you hooked up with the guy I was taking to. I wanted to hook up with him! You're such a trade vulture.

Skyrise

A prolonged erection on an airplane

"The flight attendant was fucking hot; I got a skyrise and couldn't even get up to use the bathroom."

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Grindr herpes

Sores and bruises one gets on their thumbs and fingers from too much typing on Grindr and other location-based applications designed for gay men to hook up.

Dude, I have Grindr herpes on my thumbs and I didn't even get laid.

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