shine it

Argumentation terminology: a negative response; to tell someone to 'forget it' or that you will not do it; to suggest that instead of acting on another's request, one suggests the requester should go briskly rub the uppermost portion of his maleness, preferably somewhere else.

"Hey, why don't you buy this really expensive software from me?"

"Go shine it."

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Nostradumbass

A person who has amazing, Nostradamus-like powers of stupidity. One with the ability to foretell the obvious future.

Nostradumbass: "Dude, I think we might be about to get hit with a piano."

Simplicio: "No shit, Nostradumbass, RUN!!!"

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lil' pimp

A boy under the age of 16, who wears gold and platinum chains, tradiditonal, "gangsta" clothing, wears predominantly one color, such as red, blue, yellow. Has either been inducted into a gang at an early age or fancies himself to be in one.

I saw that kid in all red today on the stairs. What's he, like 13? Lil' pimp.

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blanc

Haitian term for a white person. Usually used to describe colonial oppressors of the past, such as the French. Blanc is French for the color white. Two variations are "petit-blanc," which is a benign white person who means no harm, and "blanc-blanc," which means a colonialist, a slave-driver or other oppressor.

George Bush's actions in Haiti pretty clearly classify him as a "blanc-blanc."

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scotty

the most sound a person can be

dude, you're so scotty

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fedora

A mens' formal hat characterised by a snap brim and a tapered crown with three to five creases. Usually made of felt, but sometimes out of straw.

Joe looks sharp in his black fedora, but he's insistent that it makes him look gay.

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OSURAL LEINAD

Latin for 'The Devil is my sanctuary'

phill is my sanctuary
mark is my sanctuary
tits is my sanctuary
pussy crack is my sanctuary
i like to fuck virgins on hill tops with a wooden spoon is my sanctuary

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