Alvin "The Pork" York

American hero Alvin C. York, he captured a shitload of germans by himself. When he got home, he choked his wife with his pork.

Nick- "Dude, we watched a faggoty movie on some faggot who was faggot with another German faggot."

Christian- "Yeah, that was Alvin "The Pork" York."

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