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English Teacher

They are either the best teachers or the worst teachers you’ll have. There’s no in between.

The English teacher read us the instructions for our essays.

by The Possum of Wisdom November 11, 2022


Spongebobian Crash Out

A Crash Out from someone who is usually kind and/or understanding. This is usually considered justified or understandable by witnesses/outside parties. The namesake for this is Sponge Bob, who is usually a nice guy but has lost his shit for understandable reasons.

Person A: That was a Spongebobian Crash Out of epic proportions.
Person B: Yeah, I kinda feel bad for the guy.

by The Possum of Wisdom December 28, 2024


Parker

The guy in class who doesn’t pay attention and makes it everyone’s problem. Also probably racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, ableist, or all of the above.

Person A: who the hell is making animal sounds in class?
Person B: that’s just Parker

by The Possum of Wisdom November 11, 2022