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walrus pelt

When you put on a winter jacket and you think you look fly AF but you really just look like Jabba the Hutt wearing the pelt of the Yeti.

I bought a new North Face jacket thinking I would look sexy as hell but in reality the hot poontang said it looked like I was wearing a walrus pelt. :'(

by The Prince of Darkness February 28, 2017


great wall of bullshit

Trump's glorious wall being built by YUGE hands, AMAZING hands, GINORMOUS hands to keep out the heathen invaders coming here to steal 'Murican jobs.

Instead of progressing the country, we're building the great wall of bullshit.

by The Prince of Darkness March 20, 2017


gnome

pronounced nome

a little elf that will try to kill you or take over the world, and they are tricky little shits too

mom the damn gnomes are after me

by The Prince of Darkness April 24, 2005

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