Jemima's witnesses

Fat black ladies with gray hair, who visit houses looking to dole out pancakes coated with syrupy goodness.
As seen on Family Guy.

I was hungover today, the last thing I needed was some damn Jemima's witness coming to my front door!!

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rimjob

The act of going for the milk dud.

With a little elbow grease, I got Sandy's milk dud last night. Then she got mine. Its kind of a thing we do.

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imp

a guy who cant get his dick hard.

I tried to fuck that bitch and all I came up with was imp.
Thats weak dude.

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mouwing

Eating a massive amount of food at a buffet, and then eating some more.

Jim is a fat bastard. I saw him mouwing like a fatass.

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whiskey dick

The worst thing to ever happen. Common occurence when a guy has to get plowed before he will talk to a girl, then it gets to then end of the night, and his hard work is about to pay off. BUT NO!!!! Sometimes possible to still perform but weakly.

I go to fuck Kim last night, totally wasted, and I got whiskey dick. I still pounded her though.

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