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A way to jerk off or receive a handjob when the person's thumb rotates in a clock-wise motion on the shmuck (or head) of the male's penis as if it is a joystick on a video game controller until the male finally ejaculates.
I asked Steph and Morgan for a Puerto Rican Joystick and they laughed in my face.
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Something guys have to look at while talking to girls.
"Okay, Why do women have boobs? So that guys can have something to look at while talking to them!"
-Family Guy-
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A piece of Dental Floss.
Kevin Yen thought we lost power when I blind folded him with dental floss.
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The effect cold water has on a man's ball sack.
"That shower was freezing, my balls have totally shrivalled to raisinets."
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When a guy smashes a bottle over a girl's head, shoves a baseball bat up her asshole and rides her down a flight of stairs.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I gave her a fluffy bunny while we rode down an escalator.
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