The severe fear of the Quaker Oats man
Person 1 : I have oatmenphobia
Person 2 : what the hell is that
kids named cudley when you throw a brick at their forehead
person 1: oh fuck its crudley
crudley: *brick noises*
the fear of time and the perception of it changing
person 1: I feel like time slows down sometimes and it scares me
person 2: thats probably chronophobia
the quaker oats man :i wanna fuck grug
the quaker oats man :same
a group of people who are so heavily autistic they can be considered a vegetable
person 1 : hey look at those peppers
the peppers : hey we have feelings too
person 1 : no you don't
the fear of having a abstracted reality or a reality that just isn't quite right
person 1 :the walls are melting im afraid of this, i have abstraveritaphobia
person 2 : liminal spaces scare me, i also have abstraveritaphobia
a bad artist who couldn't get accepted in art school in Germany and instead became influential for a large audience
person 1 : i am vicebean
person 2 : hail to the führer