brutiful

Full of ugly.

Mainly used to refer to females.

"Man, that chick's got ugly written all over her!"
"Yeah, she's real brutiful!!"

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Ashlee Simpson

Younger sister to Jessica Simpson, proud mama to what I assume is a music career and a movie appropriately titled "Wannabe." Let's not forget the infamous SNL incident, and judging from the amount of press it's getting... I think I can safely say her star status is going down the crapper. Please, God, make it so!

"That Ash Simpson is the human equivilant to shit"

"You're just like Ashlee, you emo poser!"

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Chode

A penis that's wider than it is long

Which, really, is just plain fucking hilarious

"My boyfriend was talking about his dick last night, he said it's real wide... even wider than long"
"You lazy eyed virgin! He's got a chode!"

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Gaf

Fag backwards

The terms are similar but gaf is never used to describe homosexuality but to describe being lame

"I've decided to spell my name with an exclamation point, M!ke"
"You are such a gaf"
OR
"You are so effing gaffy!"

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robarb

A stupid but loveable and hilarious character heavily featured on toothpastefordinner.com

-Having the characteristics of

"You are such a 'tard sometimes. You remind me of robarb!"

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Escape Goat

A slang used by idiots who do not realize the term is scapegoat

Somehow, this slang is becoming popular and I'm hearing it more and more. Please, stop the ignorance.

"I felt like the escape goat!!"
"You mean scapegoat, you dimwit!"

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VG

An acronym for "very good" that makes little boys giggle by sounding similar to vigi which is the parent safe version of vagina.

"Ooo... my paper says VG, that's so hilarious!!"
"Oh grow up!"

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