Homeymoon

The period of time after one settles into a new home. Typically filled with excitement and joy over the newness and cleanliness, pride in one's new surroundings, and sense of exploration as new daily routines are established.

After unpacking boxes; moving furniture; and organizing their clothing, dishes, and knick knacks, Maria and Juan were excited for the Homeymoon phase of getting to know the ins and outs of their new home.

While they loved their new house, Mia and Jason realized that the homeymoon was over when they needed to replace both their water heater and dishwasher.

Bieber Bob

Male hair style, inspired by teen icon Justin Bieber, in which the fringe of the hair is blow dryed toward the face. Most commonly seen on boys on the cusp on manhood.

While at the mall, I noticed a number of middle school-aged boys running their fingers through their tousled Bieber Bobs.

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Cronyvirus

Cronyvirus - is an affliction that renders its victims unable to speak or exercise moral judgment when it comes to addressing any controversial issue concerning the leadership, executive orders, statements or Tweets of President Donald Trump. It affects most Republican members of the House and the Senate If left untreated, Coronyvirus leaves victims in a zombie-like state in which they become silently complicit in supporting a party platform and the 45th President of the US despite overwhelming evidence of fraud, nepotism, sexual assault, abuse of power, hypocrisy, tax evasion and lying to the America public.
At this point, some victims, such as Jeff Flake, Tom Ridge, Mitt Romney, and Carly Fiorina appear to have recovered from the affliction, while others such as Susan Collins have only made a partial recovery. Democrats Joe Biden and Kamala Harris, along with others and US voters, are working on plans to achieve widespread immunity against Cronyvirus on or shortly after November 3, 2020.

Despite the Mueller report; disparaging books written by former Trump staff and family members; and stories about tax evasion and sexual assault President Trump has the support of the Republican party due to the rampant Cronyvirus epidemic among the GOP Senators and Representatives.

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Shyden

Voters in the contentious 2020 Presidential election who secretly cast their ballots for former Vice President Joseph R. Biden so as to avoid potential conflict or alienation from their more vocal Trump-supporting friends and family members. The opposite effect occurred in 2016, when voters silently cast ballots for Donald J. Trump over Senator Hillary R. Clinton.

One thing that the daily polls may not account for is the number of Shyden voters who silently support Joe Biden.

While most of the residents at The Villages in Florida are part of the MAGA flock with their festooned golf carts and Trump-Pence flags, there are a number of Shyden voters who are reluctant to publicly endorse Joe Biden instead opting to support him in the voting booth.

shyden

Supporters of 2020 Democratic presidential candidate Joseph R. Biden who are reluctant to endorse him publicly for fear that they will be mocked or rejected by members of their family or friends who vocally support President Trump's re-election bid.

With their festooned golf carts and Trump-Pence flags, Republicans residing in The Villages make the assumption that all residents are like-minded but fail to take into account the contingency of Shydens who secretly endorse former Vice President Joe Biden in the voting booth.

sabertooth

A cougar who is over the age of 60 and is dating a man at least 15 years younger than her.

That's even beyond cougar, that's sabertooth!

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GFF

Golfing Friends Forever - a take off of "BFF." A friendship between a group of mails forged on the golf course. Because these men aren't comfortable being categorized as "best friends," the more masculine addition of golf is an acceptable way to label the relationship without hinting to any sort of level of disclosure or friendship.

Dave wouldn't meet the other dads in the neighborhood for conversation and coffee, but he was comfortable playing golf with them. In fact, I think he considers them to be his GFFs.

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