rawpedo

To down a regular sized bottled alcoholic drink without the aid of a straw or ones hands or feet.

Usually a hole in the latter stages of a pub golf round, or a punishment administered for breaking international drinking rules. For seasoned pros, a pint sized bottle of cider is the accepted norm. Touching the bottle with anything other than your mouth will incur an immediate double Pernod fine, which must also be drunk under Rawpedo rules.

Pro tip: The drinking bird technique

'Hole seven. Rawpedo a bottle of your choice.'

'Why are you drinking with your right hand? RAWPEDO IT IMMEDIATELY!'

Chunder Dragon

A devastating mythical creature, only ever seen at moments of peak inebriation. The Chunder Dragon is unstoppable, possessing it’s victims at will. Tell tale signs of possession include forcing out a massive uncontrollable stream of alcoholic vomit, whilst flapping ones arms like a dragons wings.

Never attempt to fight the Dragon. He is stubbornly persistent and has been known to follow victims for hours. The only way to beat him is to let him in.

The Chunder Dragon comes to town

DUR DUR DUR DUR

It’s quite a show don’t raise a frown

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You better watch out when he goes to ground

DUR DUR DUR DUR

Blaaaaaaaarrrrtrrrggghh