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n. An Orthodox (Jewish) girl. These chicks drive secular guys crazy because of the alluring appeal of their perceived innocence. Synonyms include dox, nash and denim skirt.
"Damn, i wish i could get some of that O-girl action!"
Adj. Having the qualities of a tormentor or bully; A popular surname suffix in the Republic of Georgia, whose denizens are infamous for the strong-arm tactics they purportedly employ in order to reach the top of the food chain (e.g. Joseph Stalin, née Ioseb Jughashvili).
Friend: You’re nephew just threw a kid almost twice his size to the ground!
Me: Yup, that little tyke is a bona fide shvili.
n. Suspicious package. This is something that the citizens of Israel are all too familiar with. Unfortunately, it has also recently been added to the vernacular of the Americans and British. May G-d smite the terrorist heathen once and for all!
If you see an SP, immediately notify a police officer in close proximity.
n. Yet another name for Mary Jane.
Steve: I'm tired of all these pathetic slang terms for marijuana.
Randy: Okay, then let's make our own!
Steve: Dude, that's brilliant! Any ideas?
Randy: Hmmm... How 'bout Magical Mr. Mistoffelees?
Steve: You see, that's why you're the smart one!
adj. Drop-dead gorgeous (harif is a sharp spice that Israelis enjoy eating with their falafels & hummus). Note: should be pronounced with a guttural-sounding "H" for dramatic effect.
Hey motek, has anybody ever told you that you are hot like harif?
adj. When an action or statement elicits consternation in the form of that quintessential Jewish diphthong "oy!"
"Dina's OTD anecdotes are always very diphthong-worthy. As her friends, we feel the most effective way to shore up her tenuous o-girl status is through enrollment at an accredited seminary."
n. O-girl radar; Sometimes, intrepid O-girls decide to wear skirts made of fabrics other than denim. Since these broads don't have any other distinguishing features - such as the yarmulkes worn by their male counterparts - this may confound those who are unable to pick up orthodox vibes.
Yitzhak: Is that chick an o-girl or is she just wearing a skirt because formal attire is required?
Moishe: Dude, that "chick" is Rebbetzin Goldberg!
Yitzhak: Oy, my O-dar is pitiful.
Moishe: Yeah, tell me about it.