Swedish automobile

n. A euphemism for vagina (Swedish carmaker Volvo sounds very similar to a certain part of the female anatomy).

“Steve, even if Dina opts to go commando that doesn’t necessarily give you free rein to relentlessly venture to sneak a peek of her Swedish automobile.”

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Y-boy

n. "Yeshiva boy." These are the only guys who have a chance with O-girls, to the dismay of many.

"If only I could be a Y-boy for just one day. That would be the sweetest thing of all..."

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hot like harif

adj. Drop-dead gorgeous (harif is a sharp spice that Israelis enjoy eating with their falafels & hummus). Note: should be pronounced with a guttural-sounding "H" for dramatic effect.

Hey motek, has anybody ever told you that you are hot like harif?

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diphthong-worthy

adj. When an action or statement elicits consternation in the form of that quintessential Jewish diphthong "oy!"

"Dina's OTD anecdotes are always very diphthong-worthy. As her friends, we feel the most effective way to shore up her tenuous o-girl status is through enrollment at an accredited seminary."

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Magical Mr. Mistoffelees

n. Yet another name for Mary Jane.

Steve: I'm tired of all these pathetic slang terms for marijuana.
Randy: Okay, then let's make our own!
Steve: Dude, that's brilliant! Any ideas?
Randy: Hmmm... How 'bout Magical Mr. Mistoffelees?
Steve: You see, that's why you're the smart one!

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shvili

Adj. Having the qualities of a tormentor or bully; A popular surname suffix in the Republic of Georgia, whose denizens are infamous for the strong-arm tactics they purportedly employ in order to reach the top of the food chain (e.g. Joseph Stalin, née Ioseb Jughashvili).

Friend: You’re nephew just threw a kid almost twice his size to the ground!
Me: Yup, that little tyke is a bona fide shvili.

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O-dar

n. O-girl radar; Sometimes, intrepid O-girls decide to wear skirts made of fabrics other than denim. Since these broads don't have any other distinguishing features - such as the yarmulkes worn by their male counterparts - this may confound those who are unable to pick up orthodox vibes.

Yitzhak: Is that chick an o-girl or is she just wearing a skirt because formal attire is required?
Moishe: Dude, that "chick" is Rebbetzin Goldberg!
Yitzhak: Oy, my O-dar is pitiful.
Moishe: Yeah, tell me about it.

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