whipped

A term men usually use when speaking to their friend who has a girlfriend when they don't. It was created completely out of jealousy because the friend who is being called "whipped" actually has a girlfriend who will get it on with him.

Dude is Thomas coming tonight?
Nah man he's with Julia... he's totally whipped

*girl standing next to them* You're just jealous you're not getting any ass

Ultimate Hufflepuff

Google.

Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders, so Google must be the Ultimate Hufflepuff.