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Lettermaned

To threaten someone to come be in your presence through the grapevine and then be gracious to them if they show up because they know you can influence something important in their lives.

He was nervous entering the restaurant to meet her. Because she threatened him and he knew she had the keys. But she Lettermaned him and immediately welcomed him and helped him out.

by The Real Beast. October 7, 2023


Ben

A guy who welcomes you into his world even though you know you don’t belong there and he knows that too. So he rallies all the community to welcome you to the community by small gestures like dropping by some leftovers right when you get home from work and just happen to be exhausted.

I thought that guy hated me and he benned me by dropping by some paella his gorgeous wife made.

by The Real Beast. October 5, 2023


Cissy

A guy who is overly cautious. But if you knew why you might at least understand if not sympathize.

Chris said, “Topher, you are a Cissy if you don’t let your son play football. Topher replied, “ I have had four concussions, how many have you had, Chris?

by The Real Beast. October 6, 2023


Topher

His feet know where they want him to go.
He wonders why He is still stuck somewhere between I’m so Lonesome I could Cry by Hank Williams Sr and Straight Cold Player by Lenny Kravitz. He knows He is finished Kryptonite by Three Doors Down and Broken- hearted Savior by Big Head Todd and Your own Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode. He hopes to be working the Good Stuff.

He likes pastoral scenery and has a natural relationship with animals.

Yes, that’s Topher in the watchcap.

by The Real Beast. October 5, 2023


Kevin

A dude who gives people cash that need it like the wealthy tip concierges, with the cash folded in their palm and they shake your hand.

I didn’t know how I was gonna get home and he kevined me and when I opened my hand their was 200$.

by The Real Beast. October 5, 2023


Oliver

A dude who hooks you up with the woman you spend the rest of your life with… A Sasha, who is a bitch but she loves you.

I am so happy now when I see my Sasha cause he olivered me.

by The Real Beast. October 5, 2023


Tophered

A man who get pretty clean but kinda misses what made him unclean.

He thought he’d be better and when he realized he was just better off we all knew he got Tophered.

by The Real Beast. October 5, 2023