never dig straight down

Number one rule of Minecraft. Doing so makes you fall in lava or often, falling into a cavern where you lose all of your stuff. Digging straight up does the same thing but with similar cases. Doing this also makes you get stuck in the hole you've dug in.

Susumu: Mr. Izumi, have you seen Konata anywhere!?
Soujirou: I'm sorry Susumu, but Konata has died. I've told her numerous times to never dig straight down.
Susumu: Awwww, now I can't go to prom with her!

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Motel 6 Wi-Fi

A term for any public Wi-Fi that requires you to pay for an access code to use. These usually cost $3 per hour and is most prevalent in hotels, restaurants, and any other locations that exploit this. And once you do connect, you'll probably won't be able to watch YouTube or Netflix, or otherwise get into online games due to their crappy speed. See McDonald's Wi-Fi.

Named after Motel 6 whose Wi-Fi asks you to pay to use it.

At any Motel 6 location:
Susumu: Hey Kagami, are you up for some Smash online?

Kagami: Sure thing, pal. Just gotta connect my Switch to the... wait, it says you have to pay to use it?

Susumu: Yeah. Unfortunately, Motel 6 decided to be greedy jerks by asking all of their guests to buy an access code to hop on. You can play off of mine using the second Joy-Con, but don't get it greasy!

Kagami: Screw Motel 6 Wi-Fi. And the speed here isn't probably that good anyways.

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family vacation

Another word for prison. Usually happens on days when you're off from school.

My parents would rob me for a family vacation every winter and spring break until I move out of my parents' house.

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Himmler

A person who never does what Dolfy wants him to do, causing him to rant during dinner.

Before reading letter:
News on my computer? This is what I've been excited about. I can't wait to start using my computer again.

After reading letter:
Himmler, you scalper. He says he didn't fix my computer. Instead, he replaced it with a bunch of parts that aren't usable.

The rant:
Himmler... CURSE YOU FOR DESTROYING MY COMPUTER, HIMMLER!

Crapital One

The other name for Capital One. A bank holding company with a multitude of problems, such as:

- Their noisy slogan "What's in your Wallet?"
- Sending you spam mail for credit card offers every day
- Closing your account for requesting an unjust fee to be removed
- Misleading you to pay extra for services
- Automated dialing to your phone in violation of the Telephone Consumer Protection Act of 1991
- Randomly visiting you at home or your employer

Crapital One is something not to be trusted.

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ReliaCard

A fraudster's favorite item.

I apparently got a USBank ReliaCard from my state unemployment office and I did not file for unemployment. I'm returning the card and I'm calling the police.

term pooper

A person who dumps a very long string of crap.

Kyle: Hey, I took a term pooper yesterday.
Chris: How?
Kyle: I continuously crapped out a long string of feces. This came after I ate a really big supreme pizza.
Chris: I want to try doing that someday.