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A virus who began in the late 1950s in the animation industry. Their light side was they created top-notch shows such as The Flintstones, Wacky Races, and Scooby-Doo. But there's one downfall: these nerds possess a huge library of sound effects with the sole purpose of tissing off gamers. The virus began spreading in the 1960s when Warner Brothers Animation, Nickelodeon, and DiC Entertainment exploited these to their full extent. They infected the anime industry when Wacky Races was a smash hit in Japan. They also infected the gaming industry in the 1980s when almost every show in the 80s and 90s made minor use of these. It started with Dragon's Lair and Time Gal, but it really didn't take off until the 1990s, when Crash Bandicoot was the first to be hit. Rareware got infected with games such as Banjo-Kazooie and Donkey Kong 64 exploiting these. Nintendo also got infected too, Paper Mario was the first, but it wasn't until Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga where the usage of HB sounds started getting worse. Almost every Mario game nowadays uses these.
Scenario 1:
Gamer: I wanted to play Super Mario Galaxy, but I can't because Nintendo put in those stupid HB sounds in! Screw you Hanna-Barbera!
Scenario 2:
Teacher: Okay students, we are going to watch Magic School Bus!
Student: OH GOD! The sound effects there are awful, and a large majority of sound effects used are from Hanna-Barbera! Ren and Stimpy also exploit these too! I'm outta here! (leaves classroom)
A website that college students use when choosing their classes to avoid having professors that are really difficult or challenging. Rate My Professors is your go-to site if you don't want to write a term paper or need more interactivity.
Kyle: I was originally going to take College Algebra with Dr. Platte, but turned to a different professor. after seeing his reviews on Rate My Professors.
Chris: Yeah. I heard he's lecture heavy and grades harshly.
A four-letter word: hell. Doctors usually order this if you're at risk for diabetes. You are forced to fast prior to the test which can last up to five hours and your blood is taken every half hour.
I can only work part-time tomorrow because I have a glucose tolerance test tomorrow. If the test comes back and says I have diabetes, then I'm probably screwed.
A person who is obsessed with fish and loves pointing at maps, telling Dolfy where Berlin is.
Scenario 1:
Hans Krebs: It's time for us to look at a picture of a fish. Fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish.
Dolfy: Enough of your fishy madness.
(Krebs laughs)
Scenario 2:
(Shows picture of modern Berlin)
Krebs: This is Berlin.
Dolfy: No it isn't, you absurd fishman.
A small baggie you magnetically clamp around the edges of a dog's butt which collects the crap they take while on a walk, eliminating the need to pick up after them.
Walking your dog just got easier with the PooTrap! No poops, no oops!
The MPAA's way of saying lots of profanity.
I heard the new romantic comedy anime film was rated R for pervasive language.
A type of social media hoax where you post an image on social media where your viewers need a "premium account" to view the picture, accompanied by a caption of what you intend to post.
Poster (in caption): Latest pic of my car... (image shows user needs gold membership)
Guy 1: Dude, that the heck is with this Facebook Gold crap!?
Guy 2: (Comment available only to Facebook Gold account holders)
Guy 3: Oh wow, are they really charging now?
Guy 4: (Comment available only to Facebook Gold account holders)
Guy 5: (Comment available only to Facebook Gold account holders)
Guy 6: Guys, this isn't real. This is gold membership trolling. Facebook has no intent to charge for using the service.