IDME

The most glitchy identity verification system in the world.

Kyle: Dude, I can't file my unemployment claim because of this crappy IDME system that doesn't recognize my driver's license.
Chris: I know man. If you call the UC office to get help, they refuse to fix it. All they do is put up a ticket for a specialist to fix.

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school handbook

Basically the Terms of Service for a school or university. Just like the regular terms, nobody obviously reads it but they still break a few of its rules.

Before you attend your first year here, you better read our school handbook!

electronic artsing

The act of buying and monopolizing smaller companies primarily for their IP rather than talent and then forcing drastic changes that impact the scope of their material.

Kyle: Oh Christ! Did you hear Facebook acquired GIPHY?
Chris: Yeah, Facebook is basically electronic artsing the internet.

Krebs

A person who is obsessed with fish and will often repeatedly say it.

Krebs: It's time for us to look at a picture of a fish. Fish fish fish fish fish.
Dolfy: Stop saying that, and enough of your fishy madness.
(Krebs laughs)
Krebs: Fish.

Parky's

Basically the shorthand version for Parkinson's.

Our substitute teacher in British Literature is the worst in our school, she is always high on marijuana and suffers Parky's.

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pervasive language

The MPAA's way of saying lots of profanity.

I heard the new romantic comedy anime film was rated R for pervasive language.