gold membership trolling

A type of social media hoax where you post an image on social media where your viewers need a "premium account" to view the picture, accompanied by a caption of what you intend to post.

Poster (in caption): Latest pic of my car... (image shows user needs gold membership)
Guy 1: Dude, that the heck is with this Facebook Gold crap!?
Guy 2: (Comment available only to Facebook Gold account holders)
Guy 3: Oh wow, are they really charging now?
Guy 4: (Comment available only to Facebook Gold account holders)
Guy 5: (Comment available only to Facebook Gold account holders)
Guy 6: Guys, this isn't real. This is gold membership trolling. Facebook has no intent to charge for using the service.

school retreat

Something that Catholic schools view as a fun activity but half of it is just boring as crap. You have to attend mass and confession, which can be considered to be a really good time to sleep. The upside though is you get to do a bunch of stuff that's fun.

Kyle: Dude, how was the school retreat yesterday?
Chris: Oh, it was boring. I slept the entire time at confession.

Wi Fi bat po

My Wi-Fi is unbreakable. Derived from a Cantonese phrase in Hong Kong kung fu movies known as "wai faai bat po," which literally means "only speed is unbreakable." The Wi-Fi version came to be when Mike Tyson said the phrase it originates from in the wrong tone.

Kyle: Dude, how come that website loaded so fast?
Chris: Wi Fi bat po

Wi-Fi bat po

My Wi-Fi is powerful

Kyle: How powerful's your Wi-Fi?
Chris: Wi-Fi bat po

Poor Old Man

Burgdorf's favorite phrase.

Our poor old Failüre's been greatly annoyed by the lunacy of the legendary Burgy. Everyone's been greatly amused, except the... Poor Old Man.
(short applause, laughing, and boozing)

glucose tolerance test

A four-letter word: hell. Doctors usually order this if you're at risk for diabetes. You are forced to fast prior to the test which can last up to five hours and your blood is taken every half hour.

I can only work part-time tomorrow because I have a glucose tolerance test tomorrow. If the test comes back and says I have diabetes, then I'm probably screwed.

Hans Krebs

A person who is obsessed with fish and loves pointing at maps, telling Dolfy where Berlin is.

Scenario 1:
Hans Krebs: It's time for us to look at a picture of a fish. Fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish.
Dolfy: Enough of your fishy madness.
(Krebs laughs)

Scenario 2:
(Shows picture of modern Berlin)
Krebs: This is Berlin.
Dolfy: No it isn't, you absurd fishman.