Kyle: How powerful's your Wi-Fi?
Chris: Wi-Fi bat po
Our poor old Failüre's been greatly annoyed by the lunacy of the legendary Burgy. Everyone's been greatly amused, except the... Poor Old Man.
(short applause, laughing, and boozing)
A drug used to treat coronavirus. Was used to free Donald Trump from the virus.
I doubt remdesivir will take a long time to clear the pandemic.
You're probably bored. You literally typed what was faded text when you were writing a new word. Congrats for making it here.
Man, I'm bored.
(types Type an example of how it's used in a sentence...)
Wow, somebody was actually bothered to define Type an example of how it's used in a sentence...
The verb for the Streisand effect, where one uses the DMCA to silence criticism.
Chris: What did people think of your critique on that terrible game?
Kyle: Well, looks like the developers just streisanded my critique with a DMCA takedown. RIP me.
A program created by the FDA whose primary goal is controlling the distribution of Accutane, a medication used for treating acne. Patients, doctors, and pharmacists are required to register with the program in order to prescribe the medication.
The program was created to prevent birth defects if taken during pregnancy. It has not significantly reduced the exposure of pregnant women to Accutane, but major criticisms of it are difficult compliance regulations, privacy intrusion, and difficulty navigating its site.
Kyle: Hey! How's life going?
Chris: Awful. I was prescribed Accutane because of my terrible acne. I had to go through registering with this crappy iPLEDGE program, and I also have to have bloodwork done every month.
A lottery minigame in Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door that turns out to be a scam. Rather than operating off of luck, the system determines which day you win based on the number of days you bought the ticket. To get a shot at jackpot, you have to wait 335 -395 days to take a chance. Sure, you can speed up the process a bit by changing the GameCube's system clock forward, but turning the clock back rewards you a 500 coin penalty.
Kyle: Yo, are you going to play Happy Lucky Lottery?
Chris: No, it's a scam.