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The after smell of a weed session
Guy 1: Yo that smoke sesh was lit.
Guy 2: We smell like spunk, anyone got axe?
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Cowgirl but the male holds up the female's body with his arms under her thighs and ass. The male can then either thrust or lower and raise the female.
"When I was doing cowgirl, I switched to Fogle's special and she squirted all over me"
"Fogle's Special goes deep as balls"
When a girl plays like she likes you and gives her your number but when you go for second contact you realize its a fake number and it feels like a 300 lbs football player stepped on your balls
Guy 1: I picked up this chick at the market and got her number but the person on the other end says wrong number.
Guy 2: I think you got cleated mang
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A man who treats their body like a temple; no drugs, no masturbation, no unhealthy food.
Guy 1: Yo trynna get high af and have a circle jerk then get some shit for our munchies.
Guy 2: Naw Im a proud boy, Ill just come and watch.
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A sexual intercourse technique in which you forfeit penetration, most times to avoid the discomfort of your tight partner, and instead glide on the back of your partner with IMMENSE amounts of lubricant and either using their should blades or ass chicks to provide friction to your genitalia.
GIrl: Omg it hurts so much, pls can we do something easier?
Guy: K hold up let me get my industrial tub of lube, Im bout to go Silicone Surfer on your ass
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A person who realizes their life is pointless and participates in unprogressive activities such as masturbating or smoking weed
Guy 1: Dude I think I want to kill myself, I'm just going to jack off without eating until I starve to death.
Guy 2: You're a fucking pueyo.
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