Dude-fuel

Semen

Dante, the gayest man alive, likes dude-fuel in his ass.

Hannah loves Dante's dude-fuel.

Dante wakes up every morning covered in dude-fuel, proceeds to go to the dude-fuel bar for his next fill, then collects dude fuel from all the local homeless men until he passes out in an alleyway after injecting meth-heroin. Rinse (only figuratively) and repeat.