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Skelepathy

The ability in which bones or skeletons communicate with each other telepathically.

Skeletons always find their way to you despite having no eyes or ears because yours wants to be free; They're communicating via skelepathy.

I had a sudden sense of urgency. I could feel it in my bones. I was able to avoid being hurt thanks to my bones receiving danger signals skelepathically.

Guy 1 "Dude, you coming to the party tonight?"
Guy 2 "Yeah, though I don't remember where it is and I don't have my phone on me"
Guy 1 "Don't worry I'm a Skelepathic! Give me a moment..."

*Skelepathy Noises*
Guy 2 "Thanks! I know where to go now, I can feel it in my femur"
*Both jump up and freeze frame on a high-five while saying "Yeah, skelepathy"*

by The Real Master April 10, 2024