Jewish lapdance

Greedily putting an object in your pants and rubbing it vigorously on your bare pubic area, so nobody else will want it.

I gave the TV remote a Jewish Lapdance so I could be couch commando.

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Nishware

Cheap looking discount rapper clothes, often worn by native americans, crack heads, ricky from the trailer park boys, white trash.

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That store has good prices but it's all nishware. I don't wanna walk around looking like I'm gonna stab someone with my grandma's steak knife...