Poo is a very interesting substance that comes out of your butt.
There are many types of poos, such as
The Original:
Basically normal poos
The Really Diarrhoea-y one:
Wet poos that come out of your ass when you have a stomachache and take fucking hours to wipe
The Machine Gun:
Pellets of poos that come out of your butt when you donât drink water. They are a good weapon if you want to defend yourself.
The Creamy Corn:
Basically poo with corn in it.
The What the Fuck:
Basically every poo that isnât brown.
Hereâs what you might say if you encountered them in you bathroom
The Original One:
âBORING!â
The Really Diarrhoea-y One:
âGross, man! What did I eat?â
The Machine Gun
âPew-pew!â
The Creamy Corn
âEwâ¦â
The What the Fuck
âWHAT THE FUCK?â
I just had a very, very big poo, Bob!