Watering can

The action of urinating after sex when you are still bunged up with semen and your wee goes all over the seat and floor.

Girl: Why is the bathroom floor all wet?

Boy: The watering can is bust

plasterer's radio

The mess created after a vigourous sex session or acrobatic masturbating

Ron - "Hey Joe by the third time we did reverse cowgirl her breasts had more splatter than a plasterer's radio"

Joe - "I bet she looked like a disabled ice-cream factory operative"

Ron - "No you tit, I said a plasterer's radio!

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wank pit

Typical teenage boy's bedroom

Dad - "Fraser get out of that stinking wank pit, it's 2 o'clock in the afternoon"
Fraser - "Urrrgh, later, leave me alone"

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wank pit

A male teenagers bedroom

Dad - "It's 2pm get out of that stinking wank pit"

Son - "Later - OK?"

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