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when one "pops the question" by exposing his dick with wedding ring on the tip of his pecker.
if answered yes the other must orally remove the ring off the cock.
if answered no the ring must be used to jerk off in front of the other.
Girl 1: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD IM GETTING MARRIED.
Girl 2: oh my gosh how did he propose
Girl 1: well it was a penis proposal.
Girl 2: a what?
Girl 1: so we were in the car driving home when he all of a sudden whipped his dick out.
Girl 2:.....
Girl 1: but on the end of his GIANT dick was beautiful diamond studded wedding ring, so then i blew him to get the ring off.
When you're masturbating and you cum so hard that it splatters everywhere.
Dude 1: Dude, I walked into my friend's room, it's a mess, there is... white stuff everywhere!
Dude 2: He's probably been yogurt slinging again!
when one tries to stop or when something is blocking the urethra during ejaculation but it simply comes out harder and farther
Male:Oh no not yet not yet **cum splatter** ahhhg Shit, busted twinkie.
When a man goes for oral sex but accidentally pokes his partner in the eye with his willy. Is a mash-up of two words, cornea (meaning eye) and horny.
WARNING: Can cause injury, flush immediately and see a doctor!
Husband: Are you okay? What's the holdup down there?
Wife: I'm fine, you just gave me a little hornea poke, that's all.