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knock a buzzard off a shit wagon

to smell very bad (often with could, or would)

Damn, the smell of that those gym clothes is enough to knock a buzzard off a shit wagon if you'll pardon my language.

by The Return Of Light Joker April 30, 2011

7πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


hat trick


1.When a one soccer(football in Brittish English) or hockey player scores 3 goals in a single game(related to a similarly name feat in cricket, probably a reference to the magic trick of pulling a rabbit out of a hat)

2.any improbable accomplishment

The guy just did a hat trick.

by The Return Of Light Joker May 1, 2008

16πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


flip phone

a phone that folds up to save space and protect the buttons from being pressed by moving around in the pocket

She had a flip phone with a transparent back.

by The Return Of Light Joker August 14, 2009

34πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


on cloud 9

in a state of complete happiness

He was on cloud 9 after he met her.

by The Return Of Light Joker December 23, 2008

95πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


jinx

a person or thing that brings bad luck (from a term for a curse of bad luck)

This DVD player may be a jinx.

by The Return Of Light Joker December 9, 2009

3πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


balloon

1. a condom

2. a supplier of heroin

If the balloon doesn't fit, you may have to do research on how to find the right size.

by The Return Of Light Joker January 20, 2011

8πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


zuke

1. zucchini

2. to vomit

Their zuke was so bad it made me zuke.

by The Return Of Light Joker May 3, 2011

1πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž