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jizz-rag

1. a cloth or rag used to clean up semen

2. a foolish, contemptible person

Don't try to guilt trip me you jizz-rag.

by The Return of Light Joker February 17, 2012


flying coffin

a dangerously accident prone aircraft

They knew it was a flying coffin, but did nothing to improve the design.

by The Return of Light Joker February 03, 2012


all-pro

first quality, exceptional(from the football (U.S. sense) term for the season's best players)

That pottery is all-pro.

by The Return of Light Joker February 09, 2009


keep an eye peeled

to watch carefully for someone or something, to be vigilant

Keep an eye peeled for the sign.

by The Return of Light Joker October 25, 2007


lapper

a person who has oral sex with a woman

He claimed he was an avid lapper but was an all around virgin.

by The return of Light Joker June 02, 2010


juice

1. liquor

2. electricity

3. interest on a loan

4. gasoline

5. Influence or authority

6. (Anabolic) steroids

7. semen or other sexual fluids

Whoa! , lay off the juice already.

by The Return of Light Joker August 15, 2009


'fraidy cat

a timid person, especially a boy

His uncle was no 'fraidy cat when faced with the need to fend off muggers.

by The Return of Light Joker March 31, 2011