Vitamin I

Ibuprofen, a non opiate, non steroidal, anti-inflammatory drug

After the surgery they gave me a prescription for Vitamin I, but it was for a higher dose than is available over the counter.

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camel toe

the unsightly appearance of the outline of a woman's genitals when she wears pants that are too tight

That girl need to learn to wear clothing that is less tight so we don't have to see her camel toe.

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end

1. a share or portion

2. the greatest

You get an end of the profits for your help, but are still not satisfied. If that is not a good reason to volunteer I don't know what is.

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punching bag

a person who takes the blame when something goes wrong, a scapegoat

An unpopular politician is likely to become a punching bag.

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flash in the pants

a momentary burst of sexual arousal (a pun on flash in the pan)

I had a flash in the pants from thinking about the night before, but realized I can't let it interrupt my work.

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flat tire

1. a impotent man

2. a flaccid penis

3. a stupid or useless person

4. the prank of stepping on someone's shoe

He narrowly avoided becoming a flat tire.

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brain one

the most basic intelligence

If you have brain one you should know that evolution is an integral part of science.

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