wad

1. a blob of semen

2. a roll of currency

Just clean up that wad on the couch before it seeps in.

98👍 32👎

unwind

to relax and rest

I can't unwind with that bastard lurking out there.

100👍 19👎

varnish remover

raw and inferior whiskey (from nail varnish, another term for nail polish, and remover)

That varnish remover was nasty.

4 wheeler

an all terrain vehicle

Don't try that stunt with my 4 wheeler.

6👍 3👎

organ recital

1. a recital of one's medical history

2. stomach growling, borbygmus

3. a sex education class

I was tired of the organ recital so I left.

3👍 4👎

vitamin k

slang for ketamine, an anesthetic used as a recreational drug

He was in a stupor from vitamin k.

28👍 6👎

ghost turd

a clump of dust or lint found in large numbers under furniture

There was that one ghost turd that behind the wheel that the boys miss when clearing the space under the bed.

12👍 9👎