retread

1. a used tire with a new tread

2. a person who was in the military and is comes back or is recalled in order to perform additional service

3. someone who used to be in a particular, job, institution, etc. but has no will, desire, or capability to continue or return

They had yet another retread in tow.

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upstairs

in the brain, mentally

He was alright upstairs, but he was a bit shaky on his feet.

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grundle

the perineum, especially the male perineum

I tried to shave my grundle but I just ended up making it itch.

heifer

a a heavy or fat woman (from a term referring to cow that has not given birth)

Some heifer came in and started talking shit about the project.

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flattened fauna

a dead animal (or dead animals) in the road

Although deer make up the smallest number of the reported flattened fauna, they are one of the most infamous examples because they instinctively run in the direction of the hazard.

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evergreen

1. something that remains perennially fresh, or interesting, something enduring

2. an article that is billed as news but is really penetrating analysis (from the notion that such material is perdurably useful)

I just had to call bullshit on the latest evergreen article the collage's paper published.

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liberate

to steal or appropriate something

He must have attempted to liberate a frozen dinner from their house, because they jumped down his throat the next day.

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