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flat tire

1. a impotent man

2. a flaccid penis

3. a stupid or useless person

4. the prank of stepping on someone's shoe

He narrowly avoided becoming a flat tire.

by The Return of Light joker January 14, 2011

57πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž


brain one

the most basic intelligence

If you have brain one you should know that evolution is an integral part of science.

by The Return of Light joker October 28, 2011

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


nobody home

there are no brains in this persons head, this person is crazy or stupid

I hat to to say it but there's nobody home. He's knows nothing about reality.

by The Return of Light joker April 6, 2010

11πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


green-eyed monster

jealousy, envy

The green-eyed monster was there when an acquaintance of my friend visited his house and it took a toll on his relationship with his girlfriend.

by The Return of Light joker June 2, 2011

65πŸ‘ 169πŸ‘Ž


wild card

1. something unpredictable and outside the normal rules

2. someone or something that is pretty much picked at random ( both senses from poker)

It looks like the wild card won't help you here.

by The Return of Light joker January 20, 2010

57πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


fork


1. to maltreat

2. to copulate
(both senses are used as a euphemism for fuck)

She wants to fork you as if you were a plaything.

by The Return of Light joker July 18, 2008

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


voodoo economics

supply side economics

A return to voodoo economics will not fix the problems.

by The Return of Light joker May 30, 2011

964πŸ‘ 43πŸ‘Ž