Reubenitis

Inflammation of the Reuben. From between the years of 1987 to present day, there has been only one reported case of Reubenitis.

Causes: Excessive watching of porn and eating of eggs in the morning.

Symptoms: Incredible desire to keep watching porn and eating eggs in the morning.

Treatment: There is no cure for Reubenitis. Once a Reubenite, always a Reubenite. Penis.

He watched so much porn in the morn that he got Reubenitis! He tried treating it with eggs, but that only made it worse.

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Horn

Short for horny. When the word "horny" does not properly fit inside of a sentence (or a song lyric for example), the word "horn" can be used as a proper substitute.

Jeremy: Why does Nicholas watch so much porn?
Michael: Obviously, because he's super horn.

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