You're fired!

Donald Trump's catchphrase. Contrary to popular belief, however, the phrase was not originally popularized by him. In point of fact, the phrase entered popular culture in the 1963 animated series, "The Jetsons." George Jetson's (the titular character) boss, Mr. Spacely, could be seen in multiple episodes threatening to (or following through) fire George Jetson. It was a running gag throughout the series.

"Jetson! You're fired!"

tschoe

(noun) something unneccessarily complicated (especially with reference to spelling)

what's the deal with all those extra letters? simplify!!!

cheeto mcdouchebag

A deservingly derogatory nickname for the orange-faced 45th President of the United States

Did you hear what President Cheeto McDouchebag did last week?

fanwank

To fill in plot holes or explain away lapses in continuity in fictional works by coming up with (often convoluted) explanations of how it could have happened.

"But David used Sarah's real name even though he never knew her before she changed her identity."

"He could have read her file. He had access to it in episode seventeen and there were a few minutes when he could have flicked through it."

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mahwah

the best town in the universe, it just is

mahwah backwards is hawham. yet another way in which mahwah is sweet as hell.

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Jump on the Devil

If you have an angel on one shoulder, and the devil on the other, you do what the devil says.

from 99 problems "jump on the devil, put the pedal to the floor"

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ssddbpss

Same shit, different day, bigger pile, smaller shovel. Nuff said.

Dick: How's it going, Bob?
Bob: Oh, you know, SSDDBPSS.

Dick: I hear ya, Bob...