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Parent #1: My little boy is doing very well in school, A' plus in every class!"
Parent #2: *scoffs* "Nice, mines getting mostly B's and C's..."
Parent #3: "Gah dayum, your kid's ripe..."
Parent #1 and #2: "SHUT UP FRANKLIN!"
A phase used in reference to someone boasting how productive they are.
“Man, I’m going to get up at five in the morning and do some exercise to start my day!”
“Early bird sucks the dick…”
The act of taking a high-risk gamble.
Friend #1: "I put it all on red bro."
Friend #2: "What do you mean?"
Friend #1: "I asked my coworker out."
Friend #2: "What'd she say?"
Friend #1: "She hasn't opened my message yet. I'm starting to think this was a crack dream..."
Bro #1: "Does she even have tits?"
Bro #2: "If she does, they're probably plups."
To be fooling around (sexually) or having sex with a female.
“Yo, that girl from Math 101, did you…”
“Man, last night I was in her bins and it was great!”
Using inferior technology or being stuck in the past.
Buddy #1: "Did you see Jeffery? He's using a flip phone!"
Buddy #2: "That guy's stuck on caveman time."
Weed that is so good it feels like magic.
Stoner #1: Man, this stuff hits.
Stoner #2: I told ya, bro, it's that crocodile magic shit.