Early bird sucks the dick

A phase used in reference to someone boasting how productive they are.

“Man, I’m going to get up at five in the morning and do some exercise to start my day!”

“Early bird sucks the dick…”

Ripe

Stupid, dumb, idiotic.

Parent #1: My little boy is doing very well in school, A' plus in every class!"

Parent #2: *scoffs* "Nice, mines getting mostly B's and C's..."

Parent #3: "Gah dayum, your kid's ripe..."

Parent #1 and #2: "SHUT UP FRANKLIN!"

Shitter

A rusty, old car that is anything but luxurious but you still love regardless.

Car girl 1: "Bitch, you still drivin' that old shitter around?"

Car girl 2: "I sure am, repairs are cheap and I bought it with my own money!"

Plups

Very small female breasts

Bro #1: "Does she even have tits?"

Bro #2: "If she does, they're probably plups."

in her bins

To be fooling around (sexually) or having sex with a female.

“Yo, that girl from Math 101, did you…”

“Man, last night I was in her bins and it was great!”

Put it all on red

The act of taking a high-risk gamble.

Friend #1: "I put it all on red bro."

Friend #2: "What do you mean?"

Friend #1: "I asked my coworker out."

Friend #2: "What'd she say?"

Friend #1: "She hasn't opened my message yet. I'm starting to think this was a crack dream..."

Stuck on caveman time

Using inferior technology or being stuck in the past.

Buddy #1: "Did you see Jeffery? He's using a flip phone!"

Buddy #2: "That guy's stuck on caveman time."