Jeegor

A portugeuse man who possesses a time altering condition that causes him to age like a stressed monkey on crack.
His drink of preference is JDs and he eats his Burgers as plain as a sheet of paper.
A Jeegor has been known to have a fetish for feet so be careful to keep your shoes on in his company.

Woman1: "Urrr, who's touching my feet?"
*Everyone turns to the Jeegor*

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Seb Special

An act of sheer drunken desperation to pull. In the process of doing a Seb Special you will not leave the target you are pursuing alone. Usually embracing her against her will and denying the fact that she has a boyfriend.
This retarded form of pulling can be done in the club or at parties alike but is common amongst men with natural curly dark hair (shaven or grown).

Man1: "How was that new years party man?"
Man2: "I don't wanna speak about it, I only went and done a Seb Special on that taken bird again..."

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