Heâs the kind of guy who always bangs out the gym, tries to prove to his friends that heâs cool by climbing things like cranes and trees. He likes to get suspended and tongue crusty Asian lesbians. He also has a forehead the size of the river Nile and above all else, heâs a fucking loyal twat
Ohhh did you hear that Matt Jordan kid who
climbed the crane
A skinny black kid with ashy skin and a biting fetish. The master of the black cave, sexual harassment. Heâs well known for being an African warlord of the irrelevant island of Mauritius, which is basically India. He harvests the souls of his victims and feasts on them at night. Heâs often haunted by the ghost of his father Satis, a convicted adulterer. Synonyms include Malnourished, Starving, Nonce and Fuckboy.
That African kid on the UNICEF advert is such a Yavin.
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