Aldo Raine

Aldo Raine; derived from the proper noun with the same spelling, in this context it’s use is purely as a verb. It’s origins come from the character of the same name from the Quentin Tarantino film Inglourious Basterds. In this context it is meant as an out an out threat of impending physical violence about to be perpetrated on the individual it is being spoken to. It’s meaning is this, to damage somebody so physically that they will forever be horribly visually scarred by the incident. If you ever have to Aldo Raine somebody, well, simply put they are about to be on the wrong end a hideous brutal physical violation that would make the Devil himself look away in disgust and abject terror.

Example:
Person one: I’ve just watched you kick the wing mirror off my car. It’s brand new you clown, i’ve had it less than a month!!
Person two: Yeah, and what?!??
Person one: Fuck off now or i’m about to Aldo Raine you

Example two:

Person one: Fuck you and you’re fucking mother
Person two: …the fuck did you just say about my mother?!??
Person one: You fucking heard
Person two: Apologise or i’m about to Aldo Raine you!!!

Teslarse

A conjunction of the two words Tesla and arse. It is pronounced Tess-larse. It is defined as the sort of smug faced sanctimonious twat that has £80,000+ to buy a car, yet spends it on a fucking Tesla as opposed to buying any one of the wide range of high end performance German vehicles.

The word is pretty much exclusively negative.

Person one: “Did you hear that *Insert name here* has come into some money?”
Person two: “Aye, i heard about it.”
Person one: “They’ve decided on a new motor”
Person two: “Really, what’ve they gone for?”
Person one: “They’re looking at something electric”
Person two: “Err, wow, you mean like a Tesla?”
Person one: “Exactly”
Person two: “For fucks’ sake, they could get an M3 or an AMG Merc for less. What a Teslarse.”

Amish’d

Amish’d, from the root word Amish, it’s an abstract noun derived from a proper noun meaning to complete something started by someone else just so you can rob said individual of the joy and pride felt in the completion of their own task.

It in no way carries any negative connotations be they implied or inferred. The phrase vaguely originated from an episode of Family Guy.
It is a versatile phrase that can be used in many different situations and contexts.

Scenario 1:
Guy: Can i buy you a cup of coffee? (To girl)
Girl: Err, well, err…
Guy: I’m hearing “No”. You’ve just been Amish’d

Scenario 2:

Girl: Hey, i’m home
Guy: Want to watch the match?
Girl: I’d love to but i’ve a mountain of washing to get to
Guy: No there ain’t, i’ve already done it.
Girl: What the fu….
Guy: You’ve just been Amish’d