Idiot Parade

A term used upon interaction with idiots by being around them or speaking to them in the course of a particular day.

I've been caught in an idiot parade all day long, everywhere I go Im surrounded by idiots!

What a parade of idiots today at (insert local store) !

Can't anyone do anything correctly?

Called the credit card company today, what an idiot parade!

Don't look now, idiot parade to your left.

If I have to deal with that parade of idiots one more time I just might snap!