Sprizz

A Sprizz refers to an ethically sourced shot of semen that has been collected fresh from the testicles prior to one making their morning coffee drink.

A simple recipe using Sprizz would include 8 oz of drip coffee and 1 oz of frothed Sprizz with a dash of honey. Garnish with a chocolate covered espresso bean. Feel free to add a double or triple shot of Sprizz to add more kick to your beverage.

After a restless night with his ladies, Brandon needed several shots of Sprizz in his morning coffee. Miraculous, he had enough Sprizz left over to produce the ingredients needed for his morning beverage.

Bloody Mary

When a girl is on her period, she takes a tampon and saturates it with a classy Vodka, then proceeds to insert it into her vaginal cavity. Once in, garnish the butthole by inserting an asparagus spear, a pickle, or a celery stick and your choice of meat into the butthole.

My girlfriend was on her period, so I suggested trying the Bloody Mary and she was kinky enough to give it a go.