YIL

"Yesterday I learned". When you want to use "TIL" for "Today I learned", but you didn't get around to using it until the following day.

"YIL there's no term for 'YIL' on Urban Dictionary. So I submitted it to Urban Dictionary today."

cabes

white armpits

She looked so tan. But when she had her arms up, she had some serious cabes!

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gmao

"groaned my ass off", in response to either 1) a pun that was intending for a groan, or 2) a bad joke.
Like gol for "groaned out loud", but to a higher level.

"It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally."

"gmao"

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fansplaining

When a fan tries to explain something to a pro athlete, coach, GM or entertainer about the pro's craft. Takeoff of mansplaining.

(fan) "If you open your batting stance, you'll see the ball better."
(pro athlete) "Quit fansplaining! I'm the pro athlete, not you!"

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Kremlin's Law

Inspired by Godwin's Law. But instead of calling someone Hitler or a Nazi, calling someone a Russian bot or a Russian asset.

"Your candidate is corrupt!"
"WHAT? Only a Russian bot would say that!"
"Way to use Kremlin's Law when you have no argument."

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fansplain

When a fan tries to explain something to a pro athlete, coach, GM or entertainer about the pro's craft. Takeoff of mansplain.

(fan) "If you open your batting stance, you'll see the ball better."
(pro athlete) "Don't fansplain! I'm the pro athlete, not you!"

gol

"groaned out loud", in response to either 1) a pun that was intending for a groan, or 2) a bad joke

"Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the p is silent."

"gol"

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