Dirty Aria

A group of Russian taking girls while pulling their hair back whispering the only name they know aria the goddess of beauty who’s loves every single technique during sex

Damn they just pulled a dirty aria on her

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fretting elephant

When a dude fucks a fat chick and never calls her back. She sits at home wondering when he will call her. It never happens. Ever.

Dude. I think I got a fretting elephant on my hands. She wont stop calling me.

Yeah dude. She needs to take the hint.

I won't ever call her back.

cactus nugget

When you eat swordfish and shit it out in spiky poop nuggets. It is rather painful.

Damn. I went to that one seafood restaurant last night and its safe to say I had some pretty gnarly cactus nuggets this morning.

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