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Canadian Flaming Dragon

When a man ejaculates into a girls mouth, often after a blow job, and fills it to such an extent that semen flows out her nose.

George: "Hey Stacy, your nose is running a lot. Are you feeling okay?"

Stacy: "Yeah George, I'm fine. John just gave me a Canadian Flaming Dragon, that's all."

by The Salt Master of Our Time May 5, 2015

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The 5th Horseman

The Godliest of alcoholic drinks. Served only to those who have survived the 4 prior horsemen. The alcohol content is rumored to be 95%, but there isn't much to base off of, as the drink is served rarely, to say the least.

Paramedic 1: "He's convulsing on the floor! What the hell happened here?"

Paramedic 2: *removes sunglasses* "The 5th Horseman..."

by The Salt Master of Our Time May 5, 2015

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